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To: Lino... who wrote (8027)2/1/2006 10:47:47 AM
From: average joe  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 37867
 
'Star search' begins for Grits

Lorrie Goldstein - Toronto Sun 26Jan06

Imagine if the folks who may soon be running for the leadership of the Liberal Party of Canada apply the same ethical standards to attacking each other as Paul Martin did to attacking Stephen Harper during the election.

Ready? Here we go. Cue the ominous pounding of drums and an ugly picture of each candidate slowly coming into focus...

Remember Belinda Stronach?

Remember how she wanted to "bake a bigger economic pie?"

She actually said that.

But what's in that pie?

Blonde hair? Magna car parts? Peter MacKay's heart?

We just don't know. She just won't say.

Is that what you want for Canada?

Someone who eats people's hearts?

Vote for Bob Rae, and keep Canada cannibal-free.

Remember Bob Rae? Remember Rae Days?

Remember the huge deficits? Remember the social contract?

Remember the piano-playing and the gawd-awful singing?

Yeah, that Bob Rae.

Do we really want to go down that road again?

Vote for Michael Ignatieff, and keep Canada in tune.

Remember Michael Ignatieff?

Remember how he was a media star in Great Britain?

Remember how he was an academic star in the United States? Remember how he supported the invasion of Iraq?

Remember how the United States and Great Britain led the invasion of Iraq?

Michael Ignatieff brainwashed George Bush and Tony Blair into invading Iraq.

Vote for John Manley and tell Michael Ignatieff he'll have to take his evil plan for world domination someplace else.

Remember John Manley?

Okay, nobody remembers John Manley.

That's because he's the invisible man of the Liberal party.

Remember what the invisible man always does in the movies? The invisible man ogles women changing into their nightgowns as they get ready for bed.

John Manley will ogle women changing into their nightgowns as they get ready for bed.

We did not make this up. Okay, we did make this up, but you gotta admit it's pretty funny.

Vote for Frank McKenna and keep Canada ogle-free.

Remember Frank McKenna?

Frank McKenna used to be the Canadian ambassador to the United States.

That means he used to live in Washington. George Bush lives in Washington.

Maybe they had some secret late-night meetings. Maybe they agreed to turn Canada into the 51st U.S. state if McKenna becomes prime minister. We just don't know.

McKenna won't say.

Vote Sheila Copps to prevent Canada from becoming the 51st U.S. state.

Remember Sheila Copps?

Sheila Copps writes for Sun Media.

John Crosbie writes for Sun Media.

Sun Media is owned by Quebecor.

Brian Mulroney is chairman of Quebecor World.

Sheila Copps is working with Brian Mulroney to take over the Liberal Party of Canada and make John Crosbie prime minister.

Vote for Belinda Stronach and keep the Liberal party out of the hands of Brian Mulroney and John Crosbie.