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To: Kenneth E. Phillipps who wrote (723926)2/2/2006 3:53:21 PM
From: CYBERKEN  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769670
 
Katrina's a blessing to LA. A large chunk of Democrat vote fabricators have been washed into neighboring states, where the Dem machine can't herd them like ante-bellum field hands.

No more mid-day phone calls screaming: Git dem out dere AGIN!!!...



To: Kenneth E. Phillipps who wrote (723926)2/2/2006 4:52:35 PM
From: Hope Praytochange  Respond to of 769670
 
kennyboy: here are the posted bulletins from your church
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."

The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

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Our youth basketball team is back in action

Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall.

Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.

Bring your husbands.

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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been

canceled due to a conflict.

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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

Smile at someone who is hard to love.

Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.


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Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way

again," giving obvious

pleasure to the congregation.

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For those of you who have children and don't know it,

we have a nursery downstairs.

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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.

They need all the help they can get.

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The Rector will preach his farewell message after

which the choir will sing:

"Break Forth Into Joy."

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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on

October 24 in the church.

So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.

Music will follow.

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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?"

Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several

new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.

Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

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Please place your donation in the envelope along

with the deceased person you want remembered.

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The church will host an evening of fine dining,

super entertainment and gracious hostility.

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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and

medication to follow.

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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.

They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in

the park across from the Church.

Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM.

All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall

after the B. S. is done.

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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend

him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.

Please use the back door.

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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's

Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM.

The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.

Please use large double door at the side entrance.

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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan

last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours"