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Politics : Cheney Shoots Ducks (and a person) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: PartyTime who wrote (294)	2/14/2006 9:21:45 PM
From: Orcastraiter	Respond to of 1307

I see a new video game emerging: "Hunting with Dick" In the game you are Dick Cheney. You got 10 shots to try to bag as many quail as you can. You have to move Dick through the tall grass to shoot the quail with your joystick, but you must avoid shooting the millionaire lawyers, Haliburton officials and local sheriffs. There will also be guest appearances from John Kerry who heard there was a hunt and felt that he needed a release of testosterone and Cindy Sheehan who simply got lost and was camping in the wrong Texas ditch. Regressive players must try to resist shooting these targets...it's going to be tough for them. After you bag a quail, the shooter...Dick...must take a shot of Wild Turkey. This tends to make the knees less stable and increases the difficulty in the turn and shoot mode, making it more likely that one of the hunting comrades will be hit! Scoring is 10 points per quail. 10 points off for every person or hunting dog shot...but fear not it you do hit someone you can get extra bonus points for managing to stall news of the accident and extra special bonus points if you can avoid the breathalizer test from law enforcement. Happy shooting! Orca