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To: average joe who wrote (58761)2/20/2006 11:30:47 AM
From: SiouxPal  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 363000
 
The Mary Matalin Horror Show...http://www.huffingtonpost.com/arianna-huffington/russert-watch-the-mary-m_b_15990.html



To: average joe who wrote (58761)2/20/2006 11:52:36 AM
From: zonkie  Respond to of 363000
 
re: chicken little, I started to make a satirical version od chicken little. I didn't get very far and gave up for now. I did the following last night but gave up on it too after I couldn't get it to flow like I wanted.

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If your numbers go down to 40, attack Iran,
If your feelin' kind of sporty, attack Iran,
If the president is crazy,
And all of Europe is too lazy,
They'll greet us with a daisy,
Attack Iran.

If the scandals reach a hundred, attack Iran,
If you know that you have blundered, attack Iran,
When they say that you are finished,
And other wars have been dismissed,
You can leave them all unfinished,
Attack Iran.

If there's oil to be stolen, attack Iran,
If the media reams your colon, attack Iran,
No one can say but God,
And you'll just say he gave his nod,
So tell the rest to bite your rod,
attack Iran.

If you're losing in Iraq, attack Iran,
If your nose is full of crack, attack Iran,
When they tell you you can't do it,
And you don't know where you shit,
Just lay down and throw a fit,
attack Iran.

If Cheney shoots a friend, attack Iran,
If there's nothing left to spend, attack Iran,
We'll blame Clinton for the caper,
Then we'll say that he's a raper,
And the Constitution is but paper,
attack Iran.

If they cuss you at your speech, attack Iran,
If you think that they'll impeach, attack Iran,
When there's nothing left to lose,
You can always count on booze,
And go to your ranch and snooze,
Attack Iran.