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To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (45694)2/26/2006 3:01:11 PM
From: Lazarus_Long  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90947
 
Sex Test
GREG@pomona.claremont.edu (Tigger)
(sexual, funny)

(This has been kicking around for so long that I have absolutely no idea of its origin.)

Documentation Sex Quiz

1. What are the fallopian tubes?
a. Bicycle tires
b. A subway in Italy
c. All of the above

2. What is a urethra? a. A female black singer b. The opposite of myrethra c. Something you hang on your door for Chrithmeth

3. What is an ovary? a. A book written by Flaubert b. A passing grade at school c. A famous WWII song

4. What is fellatio? a. A person who collects stamps b. Mr. Hornblower's first name c. A non-dairy whipped topping popular in Italy

5. What is a testicle? a. A test to see if you're ticklish b. One of the two parts of the Bible c. An octopus' arm

6. What is cunnilingus? a. A form of pasta b. The language of love c. An Irish airline

7. What is a gonad? a. A cheer for NAD high school b. A person who wanders from place to place c. A Moody Blues song

8. What is a vulva? a. A Swedish car b. The punching bag in your throat c. An engine part

9. What is a seminal vesicle? a. An Indian boat b. A priest's retreat c. A discussion on the subject of veins and arteries

12. What is a penis? a. A salty snack you have with beer b. A Charles Shultz comic strip c. Liberace

Boner Question: What is an Anus? a. Part of a famous black comedy team b. A planet--home of Superman c. A herbaceous plant