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To: Tenchusatsu who wrote (277016)	2/27/2006 1:42:50 PM
From: steve harris	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1573432

I like Israel's performance. Every time Hamas would announce a new leader, his car would explode... lol

To: Tenchusatsu who wrote (277016)	2/27/2006 6:59:41 PM
From: Road Walker	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 1573432

Dear John, Three times this week the Republican culture of corruption will come to a head before a federal judge. Tuesday: David Safavian, George Bush's top procurement officer (responsible for billions of dollars in federal spending), will be in court for pretrial motions in his case involving lying to investigators about his dealings with Jack Abramoff. Wednesday: Michael Scanlon, Abramoff's associate, who pled guilty to conspiracy to defraud the United States, will be in court for a status conference on his sentencing. Friday: Former Republican Representative Randy "Duke" Cunningham who pled guilty on November 28th will be sentenced. Time and time again Republicans have repeatedly demonstrated to us they are unfit to govern. As the days and weeks go by, the public is becoming more aware of that fact. We can take back the Senate this November and the Democratic Senate Campaign Committee is helping to make that possible. They are making sure all Democratic Senate candidates can compete with their Republican opponents who, through the efforts of Rick Santorum and Tom Delay, have become a wholly owned subsidiary of special interest lobbyists. Early in February, the DSCC set a goal of raising $150,000 online this month. They are only $21,000 short of this critical goal. Put them over the top by making a contribution today: secure.democratsenators.org There are only eight months left until the Republican culture of corruption comes crashing down. When we take back the Senate, Democrats will have the oversight necessary to disinfect Washington, DC. The only way this will happen is if we elect more Democrats. And to do that we need your help--one-party Republican rule in Washington simply is not getting the job done. Please make a contribution today and help the DSCC reach its February goal: secure.democratsenators.org Sincerely, Harry Reid P.S. I know you have friends and family as angry with Republicans one party rule as I am. Please forward this message to them and ask them to make an immediate investment in our campaign to elect a Democratic Senate. secure.democratsenators.org

To: Tenchusatsu who wrote (277016)	2/28/2006 12:45:28 AM
From: Elroy	Respond to of 1573432

I think they are wanting right of return because they want retribution from Israel for the property confiscated after the 1948 war. All and all, its the best news I've heard from the ME in quite some time. Al Qaeda members recently seen shouting "I am not a number! I am a free man!" us.imdb.com

To: Tenchusatsu who wrote (277016)	2/28/2006 5:04:58 PM
From: tejek	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1573432

TP, It has been reported that 80% of Al Qaeda's number two men have been captured or killed. And in related news, Al Qaeda has announced a sweeping reorganization plan that eliminates the "number two" position. "Other than suicide bomber, the 'number two' position had the highest on-the-job death rate, so we decided to do away with it and have 'number threes' report directly to the top." Further developments from al Qaeda: Corporate offices have been moved to Delaware and major bank accts moved offshore to reduce administrative overhead costs resulting primarily from increased corporate taxes. There has been a reshuffling of officers with abu Hussein moving into the CFO position and abu Mohammad replacing the current IT Officer, abu Shiek-Aman. Mr. bin Ladin remains CEO and President, the dual offices he has run since his second in command was taken out by a stray US missile. Current plans are for increased recruitment in al Qaeda's European and Asian offices. Suicide bomber enrollment is up 121% YOY and 98% YOY respectively in those regions. Insurgency volunteers are also on the upswing. Increased advertising and overhead costs coupled with marginally higher material costs for such bomb components as fuses and ammonium nitrate have offset increased revenues from Saudi and Kuwaiti benefactors. Nonetheless, Mussab Al-Khairalla, Divisional Vice President, is predicting record profits for 2006. With Arab discontent growing particularly in the Iraqi suboffice, Anonymous Contributions are projected to grow by 16% in the coming 12 months. Allah be praised. In addition, margins will have improved due to new supply arrangements with foreign component vendors, and by fully implementing the just-on-time program which keeps inventory overhead costs to a minimum. We can thank our departing IT Officer for this beneficial innovation. Mr. Shiek-Aman has left to head up the newly formed IT department at Hamas. It is anticipated that by the end of 2006 all 25,000 computers in the al Qaeda empire will be on network........a feat nothing short of miraculous. Allah be praised. Again, we credit the departing Shiek-Aman. He will be missed. DISCLAIMER This news release contains information that is "forward-looking" in that it describes events and conditions, which al Qaeda Terrorist Corporation ("al Qaeda")reasonably expects to occur in the future. Expectations for the future performance of the business of al Qaeda are dependent upon a number of factors, and there can be no assurance that al Qaeda will achieve the results as contemplated herein and there can be no assurance that al Qaeda will be able to conduct its operations or production from its properties will continue as contemplated herein. Certain statements contained in this report using the terms "may," "expects to," and other terms denoting future possibilities, are forward-looking statements. The accuracy of these statements cannot be guaranteed as they are subject to a variety of risks, which are beyond al Qaeda's ability to predict, or control and which may cause actual results to differ materially from the projections or estimates contained herein. Many of these risks are described herein and in al Qaeda 's annual report on Form 10-KSB, and it is important that each person reviewing this report understand the significant risks attendant to the operations of al Qaeda. al Qaeda disclaims any obligation to update any forward-looking statement made herein.