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To: steve harris who wrote (278365)3/5/2006 11:09:14 AM
From: Taro  Respond to of 1572364
 
Here another one the same note, still slightly different if I may so. No doubt Amy will also enjoy it ;)

Taro

LETTER FROM A NORTH DAKOTA FARM KID (now at Camp
Pendleton,
San Diego, Marine Corps Recruit Training)

Dear Ma and Pa:

I am well. Hope you are too. Tell Brother Walt and
Brother
Elmer that the Marine Corps beats working for old man
Minch
by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of
the
places are filled.

I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed
till
nearly 6 a.m., but I am getting so I like to sleep
late.
Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is
smooth
your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed
to
pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay...
practically nothing. Men got to shave but it's not so
bad...
there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings
like
fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of
weak on
chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie, and
other
regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always
sit by
the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus
yours
holds you 'til noon when you get fed again. It's no
wonder
these city boys can't walk much.

We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant
says
are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not
my
place to tell him different. A "route march" is about
as far
as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore
feet
and we all ride back in trucks.

The country is nice but awful flat. The sergeant is
like a
school teacher. He nags a lot. The captain is like the
school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and
frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I
keep
getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The
bulls-eye
is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and
it
ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home.
All you
got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You
don't
even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat
training.
You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be
real
careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like
fighting
with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they
got in
this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver
Lake. I
only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me,
but
I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near
300
pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join up
before
other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding
on in.

Your loving daughter,
Alice