To: PartyTime who wrote (52957 ) 3/18/2006 8:27:44 AM From: PROLIFE Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 59480 YOU MIGHT BE A DEMOCRAT IF... * You feel Fidelity means not cheating on your mistress. * You think that pornography corrupts women, but find nothing wrong with a 50 year old president seducing a 21 year old intern. * You cry every May 4th over the four people killed at Kent State, but have never been to the Vietnam Memorial. * You want to know why we don't offer schooling in prisons (hey, isn't that what public schools are for). * You think those stupid ribbons actually accomplish something. * You think a mother has a right to kill an innocent 5 month fetus because her pregnancy would interfere with her career, but feel we shouldn't put to death the man who raped and murdered 14 women. * You feel that banning smoking in public indoor places limits your constitutional rights. * You feel that being convicted of treason is an infringement on your first amendment rights. * You honestly feel that alcoholics deserve social security disability benefits. * You outwardly said "I would have voted for Elizabeth Dole" knowing darn well you wouldn't have because she is a Republican. * You think it is ok for a President to commit perjury on his sex life, but criticize Dan Quayle for spelling potato/potatoe wrong. * You stood on a soapbox demanding that Anita Hill be heard, but want Paula Jones' accusations to be swept under the rug. * You've filed for unemployment within two weeks of getting out of high school. * You went to Woodstock II and felt that it was a significant historical event, changing the way our country thinks. * You own something that says, "Dukakis for President," and still display it. * You've tried to argue in favor of anything based on, "Well, they're gonna do it anyway so..." * You've ever said, "We really should call the ACLU about this." * You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree. * You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..." * You've ever argued that with just one more year of welfare that person will turn it around and get off drugs. * You think Lennon was a brilliant social commentator. * You believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does.