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To: Mannie who wrote (733032)3/19/2006 10:14:50 PM
From: PROLIFE  Read Replies (4) | Respond to of 769670
 
DATELINE BAGDAD

Here is a new (and improved!) tool for our Leftist Media friends, who simply cannot find the time to do any real reporting in Iraq so they can meet that doom & gloom deadline in seconds! Just a few clicks and your story is ready to fire away, just in time for the poker tournament in the Green Zone! Enjoy!

DATELINE BAGDAD
Today in [Bagdad][Or Fill in Province of Choice]

there were [3] [10] [50]

very

choose one:[loud] [angry] [upset] [disruptive] [ugly] [suave]

choose one: [protesters] [explosions] [car bombs] [reporters/liberals]

which caused [malaise] [mass destruction] [a lot of smoke] [lots of dead people]

throughout the city.

Pick one:[Theres nothing else but good news] [I'm so scared I wet my pants] [I'm too drunk to stand up] [My Green Zone bowling league just called]

so I will have to sign off now.

Reporting for: [ABC] [AIRHEADS OF AMERICA] [CBS] [NBC] [NPR]

This is [Dan Blather] [Baba Wawa] [Katie Colic] [Al Frankenstein] [Dusty Whitepowder] [Or fill in your name/alias here]

[Click to Send]



To: Mannie who wrote (733032)3/20/2006 1:17:31 AM
From: CYBERKEN  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769670
 
The morons here are you anti-American slugs. We really need fresh ones here. It's getting too easy to point out you transparent idiots.

Better go call Chico. Maybe he hasn't got plans for the evening yet. You and he can go BOO some Boy Scouts...



To: Mannie who wrote (733032)3/20/2006 6:43:39 AM
From: GROUND ZERO™  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769670
 
Sure you did... well, maybe now some of those cobwebs in your head have been blown out so you could think more clearly... we'll see soon enough...

GZ