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Politics : Just the Facts, Ma'am: A Compendium of Liberal Fiction -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: mph who wrote (46921)	3/23/2006 7:43:34 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 90947

What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a Mafioso? Answer: A hitman who misses. ========================================================== Two lawyers are on a commercial flight to San Francisco when the stewardess, in a panicked voice, announces that the pilot has passed out and asks whether any of the passengers can fly. The lawyers, both of whom have their pilot's license, rush to the cockpit. George takes over the controls and heads towards the nearest airport. He brings the airplane to a screeching halt, almost going over the end of the runway. "That is the shortest runway I've ever seen!" he shouts to Bernie. "It can't be more than a hundred feet long!" "Yeah," Bernie answers, "but it must be at least a mile wide!" ============================================= A blind snake meets a blind rabbit. To figure out what kind of creature it has come across, the snake coils itself around the rabbit. "You're warm and fluffy, you have long ears, strong hind legs and a cold, twitching nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!" "Right," says the rabbit. "Now let me try to feel what you are." The rabbit cuddles up next to the snake. "You're cold, you're slimy, and you have a forked tongue," the rabbit says. "You must be a lawyer!" ======================================================= Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met. =========================================================== Why did the state bar association make it unethical for lawyers to have sex with their clients? Answer: It wanted to prevent lawyers from billing twice for the same service. ======================================================== What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances? Answer: Retired.