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To: 10K a day who wrote (282946)4/4/2006 12:33:59 PM
From: longnshort  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1576589
 
It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and
then -- just to loosen up.

Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more
than just a social thinker.

I began to think alone -- "to relax," I told myself -- but I knew it
wasn't true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I
was thinking all the time.

That was when things began to sour at home. One evening I had turned
off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of life.

She spent that night at her mother's.

I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don't
mix, but I couldn't stop myself.

I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read Thoreau and
Kafka. I would return to the office dizzied and confused, asking, "What
is it exactly we are doing here?"

One day the boss called me in. He said, "Listen, I like you, and it
hurts me to say this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If you
don't stop thinking on the job, you'll have to find another job."

This gave me a lot to think about. I came home early after my
conversation with the boss. "Honey," I confess, "I've been thinking..."

"I know you've been thinking," she said, "and I want a divorce!"

"But Honey, surely it's not that serious."

"It is serious," she said, lower lip aquiver. "You think as much as
college professors, and college professors don't make any money, so if
you keep on thinking, we won't have any money!"

"That's a faulty syllogism," I said impatiently. She exploded in tears
of rage and frustration, but I was in no mood to deal with the emotional
drama.

"I'm going to the library," I snarled as I stomped out the door.

I headed for the library, in the mood for some Nietzsche. I roared into
the parking lot with NPR on the radio and ran up to the big glass doors.
They didn't open. The library was closed.

To this day, I believe that a Higher Power was looking out for me that
night. Leaning on the unfeeling glass, whimpering for Zarathustra, a
Poster caught my eye, "Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?" it
asked. You probably recognize that line. It comes from the standard
Thinkers Anonymous poster. Which is why I am what I am today: a
recovering thinker.

I never miss a TA meeting. At each meeting we watch a non-educational
video; last week it was "Porky's."

Then we share experiences about how we avoided thinking since the last
meeting.

I still have my job, and things are a lot better at home. Life just
seemed...easier, somehow, as soon as I stopped thinking. I think the road
to recovery is nearly complete for me.

Today I made the final step: I registered to vote as a Democrat.



To: 10K a day who wrote (282946)4/4/2006 12:34:07 PM
From: Jim McMannis  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1576589
 
And here I thought you were pristine...