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Politics : Just the Facts, Ma'am: A Compendium of Liberal Fiction -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Sully- who wrote (47619)	4/14/2006 1:33:07 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 90947

I just got my new BMW 750 Li, and returned to the dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The Salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said, "Nelson! The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued...and "On The road Again" came from the speakers. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "Chickenshit Assholes!" I yelled... The French National Anthem began to play, sung by> Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clintonon sax.... Damn, I LOVE this car!