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To: michael97123 who wrote (4588)	4/25/2006 2:41:56 PM
From: Alan Smithee	Respond to of 14758

Let me in on the joke. Some people find it vastly amusing to be disrespectful of the office of the President.

To: michael97123 who wrote (4588)	4/25/2006 2:53:23 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 14758

One of my faves: Cool Things About a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light: 15. Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00am! 14. Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green. 13. Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states. 12. Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song. 11. Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792. 10. Holding a harmonica out the window makes the coolest sounds, and sparks too. 9. You can stop worrying about being sucked into a black hole driving home from work. 8. You'll be so thin while driving it you can wear horizontal stripes. 7. That deer in your headlights is actually behind you. 6. Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhD's in Quantum Physics. 5. Bugs never see you coming. 4. As long as you're breaking the Einstein's conservation of energy and mass theory, you might as well run over Schrodinger's cat, too. 3. Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or it's free!" 2. License plate: "Me=mc2" 1. Cigarette butts don't land in the backseat, they land in last week!