To: Raven who wrote (51890 ) 5/20/2006 4:42:27 PM From: elpolvo Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 104154 here's the morning report from the boyz at sea:couchers- quick report from greg via satfone this morning... EXCITEMENT ON THE HIGH SEAS!!! just after sunset last night the boat was approached by what the crew at first thought were two dolphins on the starboard side. when they started talking, the boyz realized these were NOT dolphins... dolphins do NOT have long hair and beautiful breasts. discussions and negotiations ensued... turns out, they were from isla mermadia off the tip of the dominican republic (15 nm sw of isla beata) and they had come to invite the boyz to the annual celebration of the pig, and caribbean film festival. greg jumped in the water and started swimming with the big bosomed fish so dennis and tom had no choice but to follow along in the boat. upon their arrival at mermadia they were "leied", met the chief of the pig fest and were challenged to a futbol (soccer) game with promises of a week of sex, rum, roast pig and rock 'n roll to the winner. they were pummeled 26-0, kicked off the island for cheating and had sticks thrown at the boat as they departed... it was not a pretty sight. they spent the early morning hours using up two full boxes of bandaids on greg (why do they make these bandaids so SMALL???). greg is okay but will not be getting much sun on his skin for the next few daze. i told him i was jealous of the boyz adventures in the caribbean and he just said, "believe me, don't ENVY us!" i think he'll feel different about this after he's been back for a couple of months. the position of the boat at 9 am MDT was: 17d 39.17m N 72d 29.64m W elevation: sea level i gave them the 3 day forecast (more of the same) and told them i'd have another one for them monday. i'm going sailing now couchies. have a great weekend. sea ya, -dust of blue frog