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To: koan who wrote (11686)5/21/2006 12:03:02 AM
From: E. Charters  Respond to of 78416
 
. Respect all bears. Bears are more picky when eating people who show respect for them. This gives one opportunity to escape dinner disguised as a dead animal while the bears discuss how much they respect their food.

· Never approach a bear from behind soundlessly. Bears quickly lose all respect they may have formed for you in the event of being surprised in that manner.

· Never attempt to feed a bear from a plate that is too small to hold half a domestic farm animal. Bears are greedy and quickly frustrated by small portions.

· Be defensive, never surprise a bear with regifting.

· Learn about bears. Read lots of books about them. Alternatively, anticipate and avoid any encounters bears of any description. In that case you can also forget about learning too many details about bears.

· Know what to do if you encounter a bear without weapons of mass destruction.

· Each bear is unique, there are no hard and fast rules to how quickly you must kill them.

· Female bears defend their cubs from just about any hazard except wild charging herds of buffalo. In that case they run like hell.

· Bears can climb trees and run as fast as horses uphill or down. A simple bear speed computer that tells you the probability of outrunning a charging bear at any rate of speed is old by Casio.

· Bears are strong. They can tear cars apart looking for food, beer or Wal Mart bargain furnishing.

. The best months for bear and whale watching are May to October, and for bear and squirrel watching are October to May.