To: mishedlo who wrote (52090 ) 6/5/2006 11:11:38 PM From: shades Respond to of 116555 Iran says it has a right to generate atomic energy and insists its nuclear program is only for peaceful purposes, I told my girlfriend I have a right to go out with my brothas on saturday night and golf, fish, or bowl. I give you the other 6 nights sweetie.but the United States and most of its allies think it has a covert weapons program. My girlfriend thought we were hitting the titty bars covertly - al bundy style:The five permanent members of the U.N. Security Council and Germany, meeting in Vienna, Austria, on Thursday, offered Tehran incentives in return for ending its nuclear program. The girlfriend offered to quit fussing at me and make me some cookies if I would stay home and watch celine deon with her (sigh)Iranian officials have not responded directly to the offer, but Iran's top leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, reiterated in a nationally televised speech yesterday that Iran will not give up its right to produce nuclear fuel. I told my girlfriend, give me some independence - let me have a little freedom - don't make me your b**ch every single hour of everyday!! SO then she pulled out the big guns - no NOOKIE sweetie pie if you don't do it MY WAY - this aint burger king. "If you make any mistake, definitely shipment of energy from this region will be seriously jeopardized. You have to know this," he added in what was seen as a warning to Washington against military action. I told her - you pull the nookie - I pull the paycheck supporting your spa treatments and nail jobs etc etc (personally at this point it was finished - the end was already 100% decided - I dont react well to people trying to control me who pretended to be my friend)Many Iranians also remain defiant in the face of looming sanctions. Some argued that shortages were a way of life during the 1980s, when the eight-year Iran-Iraq war led to Iran's international isolation and a rationing regime. Girlfriend said I can weather losing the spa and nail treatments - but I know you shades - you can't go without being in the arms of a woman for long!! The announcement in April that Iran has mastered the nuclear cycle played to nationalist sentiments, making many Iranians feel their country has attained a level of technological sophistication that allows it to take its place alongside the West's advanced nation-states. I said baby - you aint got a monopoly on what I need - you done got too high and mighty for my tastes - think you the only damn fish in the sea - no way jose!However, not all Iranians support the nuclear program. There is a significant silent minority who say that, although it is their country's right to generate nuclear energy under the nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, it could come at a high cost. My brothas said Shades - don't do this - be her b**ch - its ruff out here a single man these days - I said brothas - no FREE man should take this ABUSE and POWERMONGERING off anyone - much less an emotional bag of confusion - damn it all to hell - I am going for the gusto - I will turn to the free market for my needs come hell or highwater!"What's the point of us having nuclear energy if we're deprived of everything else?" She went to new york - I get my needs free of her powermongering and control and some other sucker is paying for her nail jobs while being her slave. General Chen assures me war is certain - I know a lot of guys that can handle being a b**ch - but a lot can't. The economic hit man said the world is tired of being USA bitch boy.