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To: Box-By-The-Riviera™ who wrote (323028)6/7/2006 10:21:48 PM
From: Broken_Clock  Respond to of 436258
 
I heard this before but still funny.

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From: longdong_63 6/7/2006 8:53:54 PM
of 39998

OK OK....one more.

Cramer goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him,
and then she says, "Hello".

He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from,
so he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now he thinks back to the one and only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching while
your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up
my butt?"

She said, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."



To: Box-By-The-Riviera™ who wrote (323028)6/7/2006 10:24:03 PM
From: Lucretius  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 436258
 
booyah