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To: Wharf Rat who wrote (70332)6/9/2006 7:01:41 AM
From: Wharf Rat  Respond to of 362364
 
>Saved from Drowning

>President Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he
>tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
>Before the
>Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled
>him
>out of the water. He was so grateful, he offered the kids whatever they
>wanted.
>
>The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland."
>George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One.
>
>The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
>Bush said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
>
>The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and
>stereo headset!!"
>Bush was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you
>are handicapped."
>
>The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
>drowning!"
>