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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (35928)	6/15/2006 3:04:24 PM
From: Skywatcher	Respond to of 62549

Blind Man A blind man wanders into a lesbian biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while,he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, think it is only fair -- given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,"Nah... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (35928)	9/12/2008 2:46:26 AM
From: Mick Mørmøny	3 Recommendations Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

10 reasons to still live in Florida during hurricane season Posted by Liz Doup at 9:19 AM Speaking of "DUH" moments... We're weary of hurricane news and the season is a long way from over. Got us thinking, why are we still living here??? Because.... 1. We now own a generator, hurricane shutters, mountains of batteries, crates of SpaghettiOs and an ocean of bottled water. And we’re not leaving until we use everything. 2. We’re trying to win back all the money we’ve lost at Hard Rock. 3. We want to see what happens first. We die or the widening of I-95 in South Florida is finished. 4. We love the look of “tarpaulin blue” that bloomed on rooftops after Frances and Jeanne in 2004. 5. We got to experience the worst season ever in Miami Dolphins history. 6. We want to bond with neighbors we haven’t talked to since Wilma in 2005. 7. Iowa doesn’t have an ocean. 8. California has earthquakes. 9. We know we’ll never die of boredom. 10. The cabin in North Carolina isn’t finished. weblogs.sun-sentinel.com