Kerry has never lied... Kerry is as honest as they come... Kerry will never sell out, will never rob, steal, cheat or lie...
Hey peewee, I come over to take a quick look at the loony lefty threads and I see you're still at it with the same old, same old. So to save you some time, I've done you a favor and composed a summary of your numerous repetitious and boringly redundant postings that you can copy and paste on the various boards (the odd few where you're not banned) at your leisure. It should cover all your main points and save you from having to type them again, over and over. So here you go and you're welcome in advance...
LIAR! I'm calling you out (fill in the blank) as a liar, liar, liar! Shame, shame, shame. You Bushies are evil, wicked destroyers of America (and you don't brush your teeth).
I'm a VERY IMPORTANT PERSON! Listen, pal, I went to the most exclusive high class schools. I'm a hotshot with a super high IQ. I travel the world and hobnob with top movie stars and politicians and secret service guys and also have tea with the queen of England. They all listen to me and admire my intelligence and wit. I exchange emails with Kerry's top guy, plot strategy with his number 2 guy, and sleep with his number 3 guy (they all think I'm the cat's meow).
I'm not a girl, in spite of what some of you naughty people might say (sniff, sniff). I'm a big, strong dude and I work out and I can kick the crap out of all of you. I've talked to Kerry numerous times and gazed deeply into his eyes and admired his lantern jaw and big hair and rugged, manly, botoxed good looks. I've done the same with Al Gore, but he's not quite as cute.
Coulter is a mean, vicious, transsexual, lesbian Nazi and she has orgies with Penthouse guys (I hobnob with them, too). I sometimes dream about her coming on to me with her black leather B&D gear and whip and a huge strap on (oooh, shiver....). Unfortunately, my Republican girlfriend doesn't get much attention these days. I haven't heard her sigh in quite a while.
Kerry is 100% perfect. Perfect I say. 100%. He never lies. He rotates between both sides of every issue so is always correct (and I never lie, I'm 100% truthful and honest and perfect myself). He is my real shining hero and will save the country from evil Big Oil. Kerry made a fortune without polluting the environment, he married it (a true greenie). He'll ensure that windmills are the future (except in Kennedy's back yard).
Bush, on the other hand, is a 100% liar, evil and corrupt and gouging and polluting and mean to children (and he likes Coulter, too). All righties are corrupt liars and destroyers of America. That's the 100% truth because I say so and We The People and Thomas Jefferson all agree with me.
So listen to me, folks (all 10 or 15 of you). I'm a mover and shaker and a REAL BIG SHOT! It's difficult to be modest and not brag about how wonderful I am, but I have to because you need to know that I'm 100% IMPORTANT, I tell you. That's why I sit here and post on SI, 24/7, and will lead the 100% marvelous, honest, upright Democrats to victory this year and also pave the way for my hero and #1 stud muffin, Kerry, to overcome the rotten GOP smearvet liars and cheaters who cost him the last election and assume his rightful destiny as POTUS in '08.
It's been 100% proven that he is right and perfect on every issue and will be, by far, the Best President in the Entire History of the World. Thanks to my help and invaluable leadership, he won't even have to hock his old lady's mansion for his campaign funds next time. This will come true because I am a super intelligent 100% truthful genius and Very Important Person and can foretell the future and will personally guarantee it. I'm always right, pal, and I never lie.
BTW, I regret that I am so famous, yet have to remain anonymous here and can't fulfil all of my fan requests for my autograph (sure to be worth a fortune someday)... |
