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To: E'Lane who wrote (8918)6/21/2006 4:57:23 PM
From: Honor First  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 26417
 
FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he'll not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows how to answer, "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Amen.

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with (deleted words here ;) who owns a liquor store and a fishin' boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care (changed words here ;).

Amen.

hehehehehe... men can fill in the blanks - women won't even pray this prayer... they know they can train their men :)....

ps... do not forward to 10 people...



To: E'Lane who wrote (8918)6/21/2006 7:44:02 PM
From: CWolf  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 26417
 
Sorry Sweetie,

your info email is still in the notyetnotifiedpileofeveryoneimportant.com

... but is coming soon. Meantime, I'm still hanging around here ya know!

LY