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To: SiouxPal who wrote (75712)8/7/2006 5:51:44 PM
From: T L Comiskey  Respond to of 362341
 
did you continue the show..

keep clicking



To: SiouxPal who wrote (75712)8/7/2006 5:54:10 PM
From: T L Comiskey  Respond to of 362341
 
1

One day, Jay Dini came home and was greeted by his

wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.

"Tie me up,"

she purred,

"and you can do anything you want."

So he tied her up and went fishing.

2

A woman came home, screeching her car into the

driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door

and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your

bags. I won the damn lottery!" The husband said, "Oh

my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain

stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the

hell out."

# 3

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a

driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an

eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with

the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read

this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy

replied, "I know the guy."

#4

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said

to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a

case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said

an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of

chardonnay."

#5

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her

husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!

Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!

Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my

GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're

going to STICK! Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!

Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your

mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always

forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE

SALT!!! THE SALT!!!" The wife stared at him. "What in

the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know

how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly

replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when

I'm driving."