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To: Kenneth E. Phillipps who wrote (75856)8/23/2006 4:16:30 PM
From: tonto  Respond to of 173976
 
Keep us posted on your interest of the size of their genitals.
Have you measured the size of basketball players too?



To: Kenneth E. Phillipps who wrote (75856)8/23/2006 5:32:14 PM
From: DizzyG  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 173976
 
Did you really read this story, Kenneth?

Polar bear genitals shrinking due to pollution
Shrinkage could endanger animals with already low reproduction rate
By Charles Q. Choi
LiveScience

Updated: 4:23 p.m. CT Aug 23, 2006

The icecap may not be the only thing shrinking in the Arctic. The genitals of polar bears in east Greenland are apparently dwindling in size due to industrial pollutants.

Scientists report this shrinkage could, in the worst case scenario, endanger polar bears there and elsewhere by spoiling their love lives and causing their numbers to diminish.

In fact, all marine mammals could get affected by these pollutants, "especially the Arctic fox, killer whale and pilot whales," wildlife veterinarian and toxicologist Christian Sonne at the National Environmental Research Institute of Denmark in Roskilde told LiveScience. These animals bodies also carry extremely high levels of these contaminants.

Polar bears from northernmost Norway, western Russia and east Greenland are among the most polluted animals in the Arctic, as they feast on ringed seals and bearded seals. The blubber of these seals accumulates high levels of organic pollutants loaded with halogens such as chlorine. These organohalogens can act like hormones.

Sonne and his colleagues looked at formaldehyde-preserved genitals from 55 male and 44 female east Greenland polar bears, collected from 1999 to 2002 by about 30 polar bear subsistence hunters regulated by the Greenland government.

The adult polar bear testicles the researchers examined were on average roughly three inches across and 1.8 ounces in weight, although they could dramatically enlarge during the height of sexual activity from January to July. Their bacula, or penis bones, were on average nearly seven inches long.

The scientists found the higher the level of organohalogens in polar bear, the smaller testicle and baculum size and weight likely were. Ovary size and weight decreased as organohalogen levels rose as well.

Slow to mate
Polar bears have among the lowest reproductive rates for terrestrial mammals. The scientists say reducing polar bear penis size would make sex less successful, upsetting naturally slow-to-grow polar bear numbers. Testicle and ovary shrinkage would upset polar bear reproduction too.

Future research should examine the effects of low levels of organohalogen contamination, Sonne said. "How long do we have to go down in exposure levels to obtain no-effect levels? Is it possible at all?" he explained.

Sonne and his colleagues reported their findings online Aug. 16 via the journal Environmental Science & Technology.
© 2006 LiveScience.com. All rights reserved.


I see no mention of global warming causing the shrinkage in genitals of polar bears; pollution maybe, but not global warming. Care to restate your position? :)

Diz-



To: Kenneth E. Phillipps who wrote (75856)8/23/2006 7:35:55 PM
From: Hope Praytochange  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 173976
 
congrats on your new interests in scientific facts: kennyboy is now a scientist-lawyerman. You are correct in the size of
genitals of polar bears in east Greenland: my source told me that in the early twenties the size is roughly as big as the head of demoRATS and lately they are shrinking to the fist size of GOPwingers



To: Kenneth E. Phillipps who wrote (75856)8/24/2006 8:37:55 AM
From: Thomas A Watson  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 173976
 
Finally an explanation on what happened to Kenneth E. Phillipps brain. No wait, it was not shrinking. It is transposition..




To: Kenneth E. Phillipps who wrote (75856)8/24/2006 4:57:58 PM
From: Hope Praytochange  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 173976
 
Newport Journal
‘Dead Zone’ Off Oregon Creates Alarm, and Skepticism
Leah Nash for The New York Times
Oregon State scientists set off for a day on the research boat Elakha.



By WILLIAM YARDLEY
Published: August 23, 2006
NEWPORT, Ore., Aug. 17 — On the north shore of Yaquina Bay rests the rusty fishing fleet of this small Pacific port, scores of boats whose captains seek salmon or rockfish, shrimp or crab.

Francis Chan, marine ecologist, preparing a bottle to collect coastal Oregon water whose oxygen levels, he says, are the lowest in at least 50 years.
Directly across the bay, on the south shore, sits the Hatfield Marine Science Center, a small campus of Oregon State University that provides a seaside outpost for scientists who study the water and the life within it.

The natural divide has seemed particularly fitting this summer, with the two groups, who rarely share the same view anyway, drawn farther apart by a recent discovery. In a large section of shallow ocean water near the shore, scientists at the university measured record-low levels of oxygen this month, so low that most marine life cannot be sustained there. Countless crabs and other crustaceans have died, and fish have simply disappeared from some spots.

Scientists call such an area a “dead zone,” and some suggest that this one could portend broader, troubling environmental changes linked to global warming.

There is little dispute that the dead zone exists; the disagreement centers on whether it matters much. In a state where fishermen are already accustomed to strict regulation, fights with environmentalists and attention from academics, many of them are having none of the notion that there is a larger problem.

“They say it’s global warming and it’s Bush’s fault, and it just goes on and on and on,” said Bill Wechter, 53, a crabber who said he had been working here since 1978, had 500 traps stretching north from Newport and had suffered no losses. “Everybody’s guessing.”


This is the fifth straight year in which a dead zone has appeared here, but scientists say that this one is by far the biggest, covering as much as 1,200 square miles, and that the oxygen levels have been startlingly low in places.

Those low levels are caused by persistent northerly winds that push nutrient-rich water into shallow areas — a process known as upwelling — without being offset by southerly winds that typically flush out the water and effectively keep it from becoming overfertilized. Dead zones are common around the world, with the Gulf of Mexico, Lake Erie, Narragansett Bay and Long Island Sound experiencing them on occasion. But most often they are caused by local pollution problems, including runoff containing fertilizer or sewage.

Adding the recent observations off Newport to findings that date from 2002, when a summertime dead zone was first documented here, some scientists say changes in wind patterns could indicate a growing disparity between rising land temperatures and cool ocean temperatures. Such a condition has long been predicted in some regional models on the effects of global warming, said John A. Barth, an Oregon State oceanographer who is among a group of scientists of various disciplines studying the Oregon coast.

But the fishermen say they know the ocean best: they spend their lives working it rather than writing research papers about it. Changes in ocean conditions simply require adjustment, they say, whether that means shortening lines or fishing closer in or farther out.

By and large, they are not worried. They cite the state’s record 2005 crab harvest, 33.7 million pounds, and another strong harvest, 27.5 million pounds, in the season just ended.

“There’s all kinds of cycles in the ocean,” said Jim Emory, a 41-year-old fisherman whose boat is named Monde Uni. “It is what it is. It’s an opportunity.”

Some scientists, too, are being cautious. Jane Lubchenco, a zoologist who specializes in marine ecology at Oregon State and who has long been outspoken about global warming threats, is among those who say that while the findings here are fascinating, more data, collected over a longer period of time, are needed.

“We can’t say with absolute certainty that this has never happened before,” said Ms. Lubchenco, former president of the American Association for the Advancement of Science, who has worked at Oregon State since 1978.

The other day Ms. Lubchenco and other scientists boarded the Elakha, a 54-foot boat used to research close to shore. Sea lions lurched past buoys marking testing equipment. Cormorants flew inches above the surface.

Tests that day showed oxygen levels in the northern part of the dead zone improving, perhaps reflecting a slowdown in the upwelling. [Tests in the central and southern parts this week, on the other hand, continued to show very low readings.]

Francis Chan, a marine ecologist at Oregon State who has been measuring the oxygen levels off the coast since 2002, said a scientist here was sometimes viewed as having a political agenda and lacking a real understanding of the ocean. Yet Mr. Chan, who takes samples digitally but also collects water with the glass Winkler bottles that scientists have used for decades, points to charts that he said he had compiled from oxygen readings recorded over the last half-century.

“People say, ‘Oh, there’s always been dead zones,’ ” Mr. Chan said, “but when I look at the entire data we have, I just don’t see these numbers in the historical record.”

Mitch Vance, the shellfish project leader for the Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife, is one of those who believe far more data are needed.

As for the often divergent views among the people who share Yaquina Bay and the ocean it meets, Mr. Vance said, “It depends on how many fishermen and scientists you get in a room; that’s how many opinions you’re going to have.”



To: Kenneth E. Phillipps who wrote (75856)8/25/2006 1:48:00 PM
From: Hope Praytochange  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 173976
 
Kennyboy is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to

perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few

things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American

Indian medicine man.



The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws

a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue

smoke.



Then he says, "This is powerful medicine but you can only use it

once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise

for as long as you wish!"



The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want

to continue?"



The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is

1234, and it will go down. But be warned: It will not work again for

another year."



Kennyboy rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess.



That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves,

and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into

bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123" and suddenly he becomes

more aroused than anytime in his life, just as the medicine man had

promised.



His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks,

"What did you say 123 for?"



And now you know why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.