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To: sageyrain who wrote (20285)9/6/2006 3:34:35 PM
From: E. Charters  Respond to of 78421
 
I already know in advance where all the mines that will be found aren't. They aren't on my claims. All I have to do is stake in a variety of places and magically it rules out a mine being anywhere near. If you want confirmation of that, all you have to do is ask a broker-analyst at any major capital house.

The major qualification one has to have to do this high-level anaysis job, is to have an uncle who works at the firm. This and a lack of any formal education, or exposure to any sort of industrial enterprise or even their financial engineering thereof should ensure a long career.

Specific Technical Skills needed are

1. advanced telephone slease 302,
2. ability to lose at golf to important clients by racking up abombinable scores whilst making it seem like one was actually trying, and due to conditions, falling just short of acceptable.
3. lying with a very straight face.
4. selling stock of widows, orphans and any client with less than a condo in the bahamas short at the low.
5. buying stock for any client without a condo in the bahamas when it's at the high.
6. saying very convincingly that "they are not the technical person"
7. quoting reports they don't understand that underline their firm's position, namely that they have to dump 5 million shares of this dog, or they will go broke.
8. grade ten at any 2 year occupational secondary institution. 9. The ability to operate a laser printer and fake a certificate that indicates one achieved high school leaving. 10. the ability to seem proud of the fake indicated by (9) and not notice the quizzical looks of sentient people at that announcements.

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