To: Wharf Rat who wrote (107 ) 9/6/2006 2:53:44 PM From: michael97123 Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 10087 ("Strom) Thurmond was always known as a man like any other man, only more so … much more so. Back in 1968, when he decided it was time to stop sowing wild oats and settle down, the 66-year-old Senator married the 22-year-old Miss South Carolina and fathered four children. " but they all have six fingers and live in trailers, not that there is anything wrong with that. You being Jewish would at this late date probably father kids who had horns. (g) PS Kinky up by 10 points in Texas--see URLkinkyfriedman.com (kinky friedman) They aint making Jews like Jesus anymore. Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin lone star beer Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear. they oughta send you back to russia, boy, or new york city one You just want to doodle a christian girl and you killed gods only son. I said, has it occurred to you, you nerd, that thats not very nice, We jews believe it was santa claus that killed jesus christ. you know, you dont look jewish, he said, near as I could figger I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country nigger. No, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore, They dont turn the other cheek the way they done before. He started in to shoutin and a-spittin on the floor, lord, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore. He says, i aint a racist but aristitle onassis is one greek we dont need And them niggers, jews and sigma nus, all they ever do is breed. And wops n micks n slopes n spics n spooks are on my list And theres one little hebe from the heart of texas is there anyone I missed ? Well, I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes. I says, Im gonna gitcha, you son of a bitch ya, for spoutin that pack of lies. If theres one thing I cant abide, its an ethnocentric racist; Now you take back that thing you said bout aristitle onassis. No, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore, We dont turn the other cheek the way we done before. You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor lord, they sho aint makin jews like jesus anymore! All right! No, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore, We dont turn the other cheek the way they done before. You hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor Lord, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore. Everybody! They aint makin jews like jesus anymore, They aint makin carpenters who know what nails are for. Well, the whole damn place was singin as I strolled right out the door lord, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore! No, we aint makin jews like jesus anymore, We dont turn the other cheek the way they done before. Well, the whole damn place was singin as I strolled right out the door lord, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore!