Bill & Hillary:
Worse than you thought & worth remembering and this came from a Democrat
Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my
"Thank you"
for what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica
Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick.
Did I
leave anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really
planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but
now he
knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to
know is
what the meaning of "it" is. It really is great to know that certain
sexual
acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does
NOT have
sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag
the Dog" could
be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
graceful,
Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy
look moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th
Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying
about
Democratic campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's
from
the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal
convictions
(so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our
foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully
disguised as necessary trips.
9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really didn't
need
it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving group of
recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your
globe-trotting. I
understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time
aboard Air
Force One than any other administration.
10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of
convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them
rejoin
society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of
Arkansas)
11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that
Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming
gifts
you've received fro m your "friends."
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for
vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also
appreciate removing all of that excess weight ( China , silverware,
linen, towels,
ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of
Air
Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax
dollars
spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar
advance for her "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance
for
your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!
14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing
Israel
to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew
up a
bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him.
As
part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel
had to
agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis
would not release any with blood on their hands. The American
President at
the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher,
"insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed
and
eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the
World Trade
Center . This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the
time
that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from
all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?
What a guy!!
If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts,
pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for
spending
my taxes so wisely and frugally.
SINCERELY,
A US Citizen
PS.
Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing"
the
Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful,
factual
e-mail.
AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State
Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and Staffing
Plan," which
means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her
Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all
Americans were
pension eligible after only 4 years?)
If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is
already getting h is Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary
outlives Bill,
she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?
WE DO!
It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency,
they
purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua , New York .
Makes
sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still
makes
sense.
Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at
around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within
the
acreage to house the Secret Service agents.
The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the
use
of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage
payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton 's
salary,
mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries
for
their 12 man staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal!
When she runs for President, will you vote for her?
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