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To: diana g who wrote (72348)9/29/2006 10:46:31 AM
From: Chad Krogh  Respond to of 206087
 
Welll... If I were left handed I'm sure I would be offended...



To: diana g who wrote (72348)9/29/2006 1:39:34 PM
From: kollmhn  Respond to of 206087
 
I like it! And, in return.....................

How many of you know the rules? Which rules, you ask? Why, "The Rules", of course.

#1-The Female always makes The Rules.

#2-The Rules are subject to change without notice.

#3-No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

#4-If the Female suspects the Male of knowing all The Rules, she must immediately change some of The Rules.

#5-The Female is never wrong.

#6-If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did, or said.

#7-If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately, for causing the misunderstanding.

#8-The Female can change her mind at any time.

#9=The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the Female.

#10-The Female has every right to upset, or angry, at any time.

#11-The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

#12-The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry, or upset.

#13-The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female, at all times.

#14-At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

#15-If the Male doesn't abide by The Rules, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp.

#16-If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.

#17-Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

#18-If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.