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Politics : Right Wing Extremist Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: longnshort who wrote (54670)	9/29/2006 6:32:57 PM
From: JDN	Respond to of 59480

> > Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, > with the Secret Service people directly behind them. > > One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to > Bill. > > At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the > agent and shakes his head "no." > The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the > entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy." > > Bill hesitates . . . . . but begins to change his mind when the agent > tells him the fans would love it! > > Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people > want. C'mere Hilly, baby . . . . . " > > With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her > pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field. > > She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you "!^ $#@&!". > The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, > hooting and hollering, and high fiving. > Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd; He leans over to the > agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much > everyone would enjoy that!" > Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong. > > The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the f irst > Pitch."