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To: Augustus Gloop who wrote (13305)	10/1/2006 11:36:51 PM
From: Augustus Gloop	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 90310

What Hanesworth <sp? was thinking I have no idea! You only do that when the player has his helmet on and the refs aren't looking <g>

To: Augustus Gloop who wrote (13305)	10/3/2006 9:21:14 AM
From: Glenn Petersen	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 90310

A Chicago Bears Fan is drinking in a New York bar when, he gets a call on his cellphone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a typical Chicago Bears baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Bear Fan just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Chicago Bears baby boy. Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW!". One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Chicag Bears baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!" The Chicago Bear father takes a slow swig from his beer,wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised!"