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Pastimes : The new NFL -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Augustus Gloop who wrote (13578)	10/8/2006 10:38:59 PM
From: country bob	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 90363

OK, I know you pretty new at this single thing so as time goes on I'm going to slip you a few tips. #1- Getcha a good cowboy hat. Waitresses love em! #2- Don't try to use any of my pick-up lines. They will only get your face slapped or your balls kicked in. #3- NEVER, under any circumstances, date a stripper! They're a lot of fun for a night, or maybe a weekend, but they ALL have snakes in their heads. #4- When opportunity knocks, OPEN THE DOOR! If you live to be 90 and you're sitting on your front porch in a rocker, the only fun you're going to have is thinking back on the things you've done. Your biggest regrets will be thinking of the things you didn't do. #5- Don't screw things up and get married again. Why buy the ticket when you can ride for free? In case you haven't figured it out yet, let me tell you about marriage. THE SCREWIN' YOU GET AIN'T WORTH THE SCREWIN' YOU GET!........Hey.....those are some pretty heavy words! I'm gonna run out to the bar and write them on the men's room wall!