To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (95884 ) 10/10/2006 1:48:21 PM From: Hoatzin Respond to of 122087 Jeff, I think your PR is a few logs short of a money-making rainforest. What about the reverse merger? The stock dividend? Are you not looking into reports that your shares have been listed in Berlin? Do you not urge all your loyal shareholders to request their certificates in paper form, to remove them from the satanic clutches of the DTC? When will the 10K be filed? It must be just a few more weeks away, if not days. Where are the carbon credits? And the titanium, zinc, bauxite and davidhiteite that have been “sampled” under the carbon credits that are rolled up and hidden inside the logs? Why keep quiet about the expressions of interest you are expecting from well-known environmental activists, former presidents and other great humanitarians? Is it due to national security concerns, perhaps? And why no mention of the mining claims, dripping with diamondiferous kimberlite, and surveyed by so many well-credentialed geologists? Are you not in advanced talks with a selected Market Maker, who will facilitate the company’s application to list on NASDAQ? Surely you are! What about the Eric Clapton concert tie-ins? The sports sponsorships? The funny car? Where is "the contract"? Is it on your desk? Where are the billions of Euro-denominated bonds that have been added to the funding portfolio? On which banana republic are they drawn? How are they coded in the Euroclear system? Have you not requested the NOBO list from ADP? When will you be requesting the OBO list? The BONO list? The MOBO, NOFO, MOOSHU and BOZO lists? Requesting some list, ANY list from ADP is one of the best things a concerned CEO can do for his retail shareholders. And where is the talking Indian?