To: MrLucky who wrote (1234 ) 10/10/2006 1:21:14 PM From: sandintoes Respond to of 1925 Serpentine Mr. Lucky, serpentine! Memorable Quotes from The In-Laws (1979) [after a harrowing cab ride] Sheldon: Did we hit the little boy on Sixth Avenue? Vince Ricardo: No, we missed him by a good foot and a half. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sheldon: Six thousand a year tuition to listen to this. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sheldon: The ocean? It's over the ocean to Scranton, Pennsylvania? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vince Ricardo: Just go with the flow, Shel, just go with the flow. Sheldon: What flow? There isn't any flow. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vince Ricardo: Sometimes I'm so smart I scare myself. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sheldon: There's no reason to shoot at me, I'm a dentist. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sheldon: You were involved in the Bay of Pigs? Vince Ricardo: Involved? That was my idea. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tommy: Dad and his mysterious phone calls. Vince Ricardo: What the hell do you mean by that? Tommy: Nothing. You're just always making these weird calls in back rooms and pay booths... Vince Ricardo: You little snot-nose! Those phone calls put you through college! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vince Ricardo: I was in the jungle - the bush we called it - for approximately nine months... Sheldon: Nine months! That must have really been something! Vince Ricardo: It was. I saw things... They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [On working for the CIA] Vince Ricardo: Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vince Ricardo: You know, I'm such a great driver, it's incomprehensible that they took my license away. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sheldon: I have flames on my car. I HAVE FLAMES ON MY CAR! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vince Ricardo: Serpentine Shelly. Serpentine! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vince Ricardo: Son, do you remember when we use to play ball on Nagle Avenue? Tommy: No dad, we talked about playing ball on Nagle Avenue, but we never did. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sheldon: I've only had four women in my life. Two of them, my wife! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- General Garcia: We have no blindfolds senor, we are a poor country! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Vince Ricardo: Serpentine, Shel! Serpentine! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- General Garcia: I am a pacifist by nature with a deep Quaker belief in the sanctity of human life. I wish I had a choice but to kill you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sheldon: Please God, don't let me die on West 31st Street! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- General Garcia: [commenting on his choice for a new national flag, featuring a portrait of himself alongside a topless local prostitute] If it wasn't for the church, this flag would be flying at the U.N right now. But no . . . they stand in the way, THEY STAND IN THE WAY!