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To: CalculatedRisk who wrote (73756)11/6/2006 4:44:37 PM
From: GST  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 110194
 
Don't bet on it -- but you might want to short some defense contractors.



To: CalculatedRisk who wrote (73756)11/6/2006 7:34:59 PM
From: ild  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 110194
 
Dugan to States: Get With The Program, Pronto
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banklawyersblog.com

To assist us, we channeled the spirit of the late, great Sam Kinison, and, speaking directly to you in his person, we bring you the following public service announcement:

You want to know about interest-only mortgages? Option-payment mortgages? Exotic mortgages?

C'mere. C'mon. Here. A little closer. Let me tell you something confidentially.

There's a reason they're called "exotic." Think about it. Can you guess why? Heh, heh.

BECAUSE "NORMAL" PEOPLE WOULDN'T GET ONE!

THEY CALL THEM "EXOTIC" BECAUSE YOU'D HAVE TO BE RAISED IN THE JUNGLE BY [BLEEP]ING PANDAS TO BE STUPID ENOUGH TO USE ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS!

THE ONLY "OPTION" IN A PAYMENT OPTION MORTGAGE IS THE OPTION OF THE LENDER TO SELL YOUR SORRY [BLEEP] INTO SLAVERY, YOU DUMB [BLEEP]!

THE "INTEREST" IN AN INTEREST-ONLY LOAN IS THE LENDER'S INTEREST IN STICKING A PROCTOSCOPE UP YOUR FOOLISH [BLEEP] ALL THE WAY TO YOUR SKULL AND PULLING THE [BLEEP]ING GOLD FILLINGS AND DIAMOND STUDS OUT OF YOUR TEETH, YOU [BLEEP]ING WORTHLESS &%$#)*^@@!!!

RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! RUN AS FAR AND FAST YOU CAN!

A HOME? YOU DON'T NEED A HOME! YOU NEED A [BLEEP]ING BRAIN TRANSPLANT!

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!