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To: DuckTapeSunroof who wrote (754171)11/13/2006 11:17:55 AM
From: jim-thompson  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 769670
 
18 Ways To Be A Good Liberal

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1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and government creates prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or North Korea.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and MORE affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low and ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history that Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee and Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas are not.

16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be Constitutionally-protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

18. You have to believe that this message is part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.