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To: zonkie who wrote (310943)	11/17/2006 12:21:16 PM
From: Jim McMannis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1577555

Someone else tried it. messages.finance.yahoo.com Following is the Planned Agenda for Republican Convention: 7:00--Pat Robertson begins with a solemn prayer, declaring that all Moslems, homosexuals, and democrats will burn in Hell. 9:30--George Washington makes a surprise appearance. (no wait, that's Barbara Bush) 9:40--The band plays "Hail to the Thief" for President Bush (Florida, 2000; Ohio, 2004). 9:50--Jenna & Barbara propose a toast. 10:00--Mark Foley appears with a handome new congressional page. 10:05--The Republican congressional black delagation arrives and is asked to serve drinks. 10:10--the Hispanic delagation arrives, but Senator Boehner insists on checking their green cards at the door. 10:30--Dick Cheney requests that the meeting continue in secret without any notes or reporters. 10:45--The presidential science advisor passes around pictures of aborted fetuses and declares that global warming is a myth concocted by liberal tree-hugging do-gooders. 11:00--The delagation breaks into groups to compose thank-you letters to Jack Abramov. 12:00--Donald Rumsfeld declares that victory in Iraq should occur with the next thirty or forty years. 12:30--Jenna passes out, falling face first into a plate of baked chicken and mashed potatoes. 12:40--Carl Rove suggests burning an effigy of John Murtha. 1:00--A member of the Supreme Court declares Jeb Bush to be the next US president in 2008. 2:00--Jimmy Swaggart leads the closing prayer, asking God to see that their be no new taxes. 3:00--Arnold Swartzenegger benchpresses Barbara Bush, claims to be a "uniter," and flexes his biceps. 4:00--the meeting is adjurned...