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To: Patricia Trinchero who wrote (89994)11/26/2006 7:03:33 PM
From: SiouxPal  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 361538
 
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend,
Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No
one knows for sure how old he was since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable
lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why
the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair,
and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies
(don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting
strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well
intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in
place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from
school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher
fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened
his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers
for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disci-
plining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to
get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion
or a sticky plaster to a student - but could not inform
the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted
to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Command-
ments became contraband, churches became businesses,
and criminals received better treatment than their
victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend
yourself from a burglar in your own home and the
burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a
woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee
was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was
promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents,
Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter,
Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights,
Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone.

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