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To: Hawkmoon who wrote (7469)12/7/2006 3:42:23 PM
From: John Pitera  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 33421
 
Hawk... The Difference between Guts and Balls

a little Bit of Seasonal Levity for the Thread---

we've all heard about people having "Guts" or "Balls"
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS--is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask; "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?"

BALLS--is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to
say:
"You're next"

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.