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To: Peter Dierks who wrote (15592)12/14/2006 11:14:09 PM
From: White Bear  Respond to of 71588
 
I always see my sophomore English teacher when she would sit on the corner of her desk and cross her legs.

All others have failed miserably in their attempt to enlighten young minds.



To: Peter Dierks who wrote (15592)12/14/2006 11:16:56 PM
From: White Bear  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 71588
 
This is a change of topic but Moose is getting up there and he might enjoy my home work.

I stopped by the local crematorium today to make some plans for my last Body Cruz.

She,he,it (who knows these days), informed me that the price of natural gas has created a unique opportunity for feeding the needy in my final hours.

They have a special on that they call the ethanol, end of days, super blowout. It consists of grinding your ass up into hog food because the farmers can't afford corn for the oinkers.

They promise that your very, very final remains will be used to fulfill the prophesy of "shit happens".

I asked them to explain that to me. They informed me that Congress was not in session, but the Democrats had a majority and a plan, and it was perfect for me.

I suspect I get to participate in the Oil Sands miracle as asphalt.

Is their anything closer to God Almighty?