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Politics : GOPwinger Lies/Distortions/Omissions/Perversions of Truth -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Skywatcher who wrote (84550)	12/18/2006 3:03:01 PM
From: Hope Praytochange	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 173976

The True Resume of JOHN Faker. warwoundfakerKERRY Hello. My name is John faker Kerry and I'm running for President, I think. Please consider my qualifications as set forth in the following resume. NAME: JOHN KERRY RESIDENCE: Seven mansions, including Washington DC, worth multi-millions. EDUCATION: College: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A MILITARY EXPERIENCE: I used three minor injuries to get three Purple Hearts and an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam. I then returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book "Vietnam Veterans against the War: The New Soldier" shows how I truly feel about the military. PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: I ran for U.S. Congress in 1972 and have been there ever since. As the voters in Massachusetts can attest, in my 32 years, not a single piece of legislation bears my name. I have no real world experience except marrying rich women and running HJ Heinz Co. vicariously through my present wife, Teresa. ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS US SENATOR: I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted in favor of every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected. I make no or little charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in excess of $700 million. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire. Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. REFERENCES: None. PERSONAL: My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart most members in Congress and they will never catch up. I ride a Serotta bicycle ($6500). My Gulfstream V Jet I call "The Flying Squirrel." I named my $850,000 42 foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche." I don't own any SUVs but my family does, including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems. I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and you had better listen to it as it reflects our real culture. PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2008 GZ To: johnflipflopper who wrote (756211) 12/17/2006 11:06:13 AM From: GROUND ZERO 5 Recommendations Read Replies (1) of 756237