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To: T L Comiskey who wrote (95169)1/11/2007 8:40:05 PM
From: SiouxPal  Respond to of 361390
 
George has spent his "capital". He's broke now. Totally.
The hearings today were amazing to me.
He has no friends anymore.
We need to impeach him.



To: T L Comiskey who wrote (95169)1/11/2007 9:19:29 PM
From: SiouxPal  Respond to of 361390
 
The Bush Berlitz
Elayne Boosler


01.11.2007
Because sometimes you need a dictionary...

BUSHMINI = ENGLISH

Augmentation= Escalation

Surge = Augmentation

21,500= Pissing in the wind

Nucular= Nuclear

Strategy = Pin the Tail on the Donkey

Mission= Quagmire

Mission Accomplished= Premature Evacuation

Mandate= 29%

Sectarian violence= Civil war

Civil unrest= Sectarian violence

Sectarian violence= Civil war

Caesarian section= Shouldn't be taught in schools

New plan = Sweeps are over; rerun

Iraq Study Group= Milli Vanilli

Reviewed all options= Iraq, paper, scissors

Not open ended= The Grand Canyon

Sacrifice= Go shopping
New resolve = Eight vacations

Success that hasn't happened yet= Cubs win the World Series

I'll only put it in halfway= Number of troops first sent to
Iraq

You don't look fat in those pants= Moo!

Not winning, not losing= Losing

Last chance for Iraq = Ms. Schiavo definitely has brain activity

Woronterr= War on terror

Tourists = Terrorists

Tourists, Woronterr = Fear! Fear! Fear!

Make Americans safer= Fear! Fear! Fear!

Make Americans safer= But not with condoms

Domestic wiretapping= Fear! Fear! Fear!

Habeus Corpus= So 1776

9/11?= 9/11

Family values = One million Iraqi dead

Abortion is murder= One million Iraqi dead

Stem cell research is murder=Three thousand Americans dead

Culture of life= Three thousand Americans dead

Iraqis are free= Except the women

Clear Skies Initiative= Roll back energy plant emissions standards

Healthy Forests Initiative= Clear cutting forests

Clear Iraqi neighborhoods=Clear Neighborhoods Initiative

Patriot Act= It's an act

Energy Independence= No minimum MPG standards

Iraqi Independence = No minimum IED standards

The check is in the mail= And your grandchildren are
going to have to make it good

To step back now would force a collapse of the Iraqi government and result in mass killings on an unimaginable scale = I thought I was stepping on the brake, officer

Sacrifice more young men and women= Not my kids

Another 6.6 Billion = Not my money

A real plan= Not my job

Prime Minister Maliki= Queen Elizabeth

Moqtada al Sadr= Tony Blair

Al Qaeda in Iraq= Player to be named later

Shia "insurgents"= Half the seats in Iraqi parliament

Sunni insurgents= Tutsis

I'm the Decider = Let the Democrats come up with a
plan

Rebuild Iraq= Not rebuild New Orleans

Prosperity= Halliburton, Bechtel

Responsibility= 9/11?

Accountability= Dennis Hastert

Feasibility= Cubs win the World Series

Work with congress= Veto

Co- operation = Talk to the hand

My Fellow Americans= Evangelical base

Support for Israel= Getting Christ's room ready

No timetables= No timetables

Benchmarks= Timetables

Affordable health care= One million new uninsured this year

Booming home ownership= Balloon mortgages for poor people

Home ownership= Foreclosure

Iraq= Foreclosure

My presidency= Foreclosure

Bring the troops home, for closure

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