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To: Original Mad Dog who wrote (15910)1/18/2007 6:15:05 PM
From: Augustus Gloop  Respond to of 88235
 
Sir OMD! How have you been, My Friend? You're a missed contributor around SI. I was really disappointed with the Rose Bowl - I'm sure you were too. The Big 19 just rolled over again. My Badgers are ranked 2nd or 3rd in Hoops. Its fun to watch for a change. So how is life, family, business etc?

Love,

Gloop



To: Original Mad Dog who wrote (15910)1/19/2007 8:16:17 AM
From: Augustus Gloop  Respond to of 88235
 
This is a tune Oral and I like.....enjoy the words

Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight.

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.