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To: Patrick Slevin who wrote (55979)1/20/2007 4:31:26 PM
From: mph  Respond to of 57110
 
Love that joke..lol!

This actually happened during a bench trial in which I was involved.

Opposing counsel was representing himself and cross examining one of my witnesses. He was addressing a conversation he had with the witness concerning why he had decided to visit a certain Asian country at a particular time that was germane to the issues. He was looking for the witness to say that he took the trip due to the need for a vacation. The answer he got, however, was:

You told me you were going there to get laid.

I don't think I've ever had a more difficult time maintaining a poker face in the courtroom....lol