To: sandintoes who wrote (758351 ) 2/1/2007 2:32:42 PM From: DuckTapeSunroof Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769670 "Never play cards with a man named 'Doc.' Never eat at a restaurant named 'Mom's.' And never sleep with anyone with more problems than you." --- Famous Chicago novelist Nelson Algren's list of prohibitions. "America can always be relied upon to do the right thing after it has exhausted all the alternatives." --- Winston Churchill's adage "The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." - Isaac Asimov "Never pay the slightest attention to what a company president ever says about his stock." --- financier, statesman, and presidential adviser Bernard Baruch Back to Twain: "A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way." And: "The art of prophecy is very difficult, especially with respect to the future." --- Mark Twain "Choose a job that you like and you will never have to work a day in your life" --- Confucius A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. --- H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) I am an optimist. But I am an optimist who takes his raincoat. --- Harold Wilson (1916-1995) "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." --- Philip K. Dick "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --- Albert Einstein "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded." --- Ralph Waldo Emerson Senator Ernest F. Hollings, Democrat of South Carolina: Retired at 82, after 38 years in office. On stubbornness: "There's no education in the second kick of a mule." To opponents of government regulation: "Letting y'all regulate yourselves is like delivering lettuce by way of a rabbit." The power to do good is also the power to do harm. --- Milton Friedman (1912-) "An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field." --- Niels Bohr (1885-1962) "Moral principles can never be compromised; they can only be abandoned." --- Anon. "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you." --- Friedrich Nietzsche, German philosopher (1844-1900), Beyond Good and Evil "All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian." --- Pat Paulsen, American Comedian, Statesman and Politician (1927-1997) "Someday, in the distant future, our grandchildren's grandchildren will develop a new equivalent of our classrooms. They will spend many hours in front of boxes with fires glowing within. May they have the wisdom to know the difference between light and knowledge." —-- Plato ...Socrates once proposed that, because there were far more fools than wise men in the world, any majority decision must be worthless. His peers agreed and approved his proposition by a large majority.