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To: Sully- who wrote (55034)	2/12/2007 6:43:41 PM
From: Sully-	Respond to of 90947

Global Warming Shovel Hot Item in New York Stores Satire from ScrappleFace By Scott Ott on Science (2007-02-11) — Wal-Mart and Home Depot stores in upstate New York report brisk sales of the new Global Warming Shovel which hit store shelves just in time for this week’s 9.5-foot snowfall. The shovels, made of a rigid form of lightweight GORE-TEX®, are specifically designed to remove the kind of snow spawned by greenhouse gases in the atmosphere, “no matter how deep it gets,” according to the manufacturer. Later this week, the company will also roll out its new Kyoto Mittens, “guaranteed to protect the wearer from the inconvenient truth of global warming-induced frostbite.” scrappleface.com