If it make you feel good about yourself.
Whatever, dude.
No one likes living in the 12th century.
Which is what your guys have in store for you.
Which is all your culture is capable of accomplishing.
You guys are centuries behind the curve.
The best you can do is copycat.
No single original thought has escaped the hermetically sealed thing you call Umma since the Turks were at the gates of Vienna. Your sole contribution to global culture has been the naming of croissants in honor of the bread we eat to celebrate sending you back to the desert a few centuries ago.
Wassup with dat, dude?
Why are your guys such incredible failures?
Get ready for Hooters, Limp Biskit, bacoon cheeseburgers at Mecca and Medina, Mom in a thong, Budweiser and NASCAR.
Headhacking and terrorism just isn't the way, dude. And you can't piss us off without some serious consequences, all the Allahu Akhbar! notwithstanding.
A tiny little country with 10 times the brains in one of its research centers than you have in your entire region has made you look like fools for half a century. This about says it all.
Give it up, dude. Time for a change, don't ya think?
Bite into a cheeseburger, drink a Bud, find a honey you don't have to put in a black sack, and life willl be good. All that headhacking and terrorism will seem so stupid, which of course it is.
We're not going to conquer you with SEALS, Marines, etc., they are just to keep you in line when you misbehave, act like dumbass adolescents.
We're going to conquer you with CDMA, cell phones, computers, jets, poker, Hooters, Taco Bell, BMWs, Chevys, thongs, WalMart, Play Stations, DVDs, Hollywood, Ahnold, baseball, the Super Bowl, secular government, religious freedom, the First Amendment, Domino's Pizza, Home Depot, NASCAR, Tiger Woods, and any number of innocent pleasures.
What do you have to offer? Headhacking? Black sacks? Veils? Honor killings? Terrorism? Lots of sand and deserts? No books? No movies? Stoning? Incredible sexism? Despots and tyrants?
Whatcha got, dude?
Shoot, you guys have to import a bunch of your food, for crying out loud.
Can't even feed yourselves without our help. Now, is that embarrassing or what?
How many books did you publish? Translate? How busy are your patent offices? When is the last time a Saudi Arabian designed, made, and sold a computer in the world market? A jet? An MRI machine?
Would you feel very safe flying in a Saudi jet made and designed by 100% Arabs? You couldn't get me on such a thing, I tell you.
All you guys are good for is creating havoc thanks to the shame you feel. I mean, you really do feel superior to us which is incredible given the evidence.
And worst of all, we've given you trillions of dollars over the years to account for oil and what do you have to show for it? I'll tell you: continued ignorance, poverty, complete reliance on the West for food, technology, etc. I'll clue you in, not that it will do any good, we are recycling those bucks, given you x amount, then making you pay x + 1 as a penalty for failing to use that cash properly.
Oh, yeah, you sheiks hang out in Nice, some dumbass petrobunny will buy this and that, but you return the bulk of the cash too us, with interest.
You guys would be funny if you weren't so addicted to violence and stupid ways. |
