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To: MrLucky who wrote (55183)2/21/2007 12:04:59 AM
From: Sully-  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90947
 
Hillary Shaves Head to Grab Limelight from Obama

Satire from ScrappleFace
By Scott Ott on Media/Journalism

(2007-02-20) — Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, whose presidential campaign has been overshadowed in recent weeks by charismatic rival Sen. Barack Obama, D-IL, today walked into a K-Street beauty salon in Washington, D.C., commandeered the clippers and shaved her head down to the bare skin.

“If Britney Spears can milk a week’s worth of top headlines from this trivial act, so can I,” said a visibly-agitated Mrs. Clinton, who, as it turns out, has “magnificent head shape,” according to the stylist on duty.

The candidate said she has not ruled out visits to tattoo and piercing parlors, and will do “whatever it takes.”

“I’m in, and I’m in to win,” she said. “The American voters can now see that I have much a larger cranium than Sen. Obama, and I think they’ll draw their own conclusions.”

UPDATE: First unconfirmed photos of Sen. Clinton’s new hairdo.



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