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To: Brumar89 who wrote (88522)3/2/2007 10:37:43 AM
From: American Spirit  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 173976
 
Only a rightwing gay would know the word "gaydar" because I guess that's part of your everyday routine, scoping out the other Hannitized closet queens. Just like Rush Limbaugh down in the Dominican Republic with his motherlode of Viagra.

Yes, Rudy would be a fine choice for you then. Especially if you don't care about the NRA or Roe v. Wade. He's only outwardly tough, deep-down he's very gay-friendly, if you know what I mean. And he's kinky, married his cousin, likes to kick ass, dress up in gowns and wigs, etc. A real life of the party.

PS: J. Edgar Hoover was the most famous tough law and order type who turned out to be a secret drag queen in private.



To: Brumar89 who wrote (88522)3/2/2007 11:03:22 AM
From: Glenn Petersen  Respond to of 173976
 
It is always amusing to read American Spirit's musings on gays. He is without question the most homophobic poster on SI. As for "gaydar," AS invented the concept. An old post, but pertinent:

American Spirit - CNN Interview

That has to be one of the most coherent posts that you have made in ages. Used chronologically, and its entirety, it can actually turned into an interview.

Message 19989885

Wolf Blitzer of CNN, here. We are talking today with American Spirit, Democratic activist, John Kerry fundraiser, and noted authority on lesbian detection. Mr. Spirit, often a controversial figure, has developed what he maintains is a foolproof technique for detecting and outing lesbians. Mr. Spirit has focused most of his research on Hollywood and politics. Many have called Mr. Spirit homophobic, a charge he dismisses. Mr. Spirit, who has agreed to share some of his thoughts on lesbian detection with us.

Blitzer: Mr. Spiirt, it is my understanding that you have spent years working on this project, that it has become almost an obsession for you. I have also read that you are absolutely convinced that Hillary Clinton is a closet lesbian and that you are on the trail of a number of other political figures, including the late Eleanor Roosevelt. Is that true?

AS: Yes, and I don't know about Eleanor, but I have heard strong rumors about all of the others.

Blitzer: How about Hollywood. Any thoughts on Tom Cruise?

AS: Tom Cruise has fought hard to sue anyone who publishes gay rumors. Obviously, he's not all gay because he likes women too, but I've heard stories from very credible sources high up in the entertainment business. In other words, most of these rumors are true.

Blitzer: Janet Reno has been the subject of numerous rumors, though personally I feel that she would be a challenge for any partner, female or male.. Any thoughts on Ms. Reno?

AS: Janet Reno definitely.

Blitzer: Amazing. Many have followed your observations with rapt attention. What inspired you to begin your research?

AS: I knew a woman who was the personal assistant to a major female star. One night when drunk she dished on her former boss, a secret lesbian everyone thinks is hetero because of her famous boyfriends over the years.

Blitzer: Did she give you a template?

AS: The assistant gave me a list of about ten female stars whom her ex boss had slept with. I was floored by half of them.

Blitzer: So starting with that list, you were able to develop your methodology. Am I interpreting your comments correctly?

AS: That's when I started being able to detect closeted lesbians.

Blitzer: Would you be willing to share your secret with us?

AS: The tipoff is when they don't have relationships with men, or only men who might be gay themselves, or beards just for show. Sometimes they're even married with kids but still secretly gay.

Blitzer: What about bisexuals?

AS: Many are bisexuals who go both ways.

Blitzer, looking puzzled: “Bisexuals who go both ways?” Isn’t that the definition of a bisexual? Never mind. You recently outed Ann Coulter. Would you be willing to share your thoughts on the next lesbian that you will be outing?

AS: My next prediction after Coulter is Condi Rice, though I doubt she's very active.

Blitzer: Is that a problem, the fact that she is a lesbian?

AS: Amazing the GOP is considering her as a VP candidate. Have they given any thought to the fact she doesn't date men?

Blitzer: Are you sure that she is not currently dating?

AS: Hey wait, maybe she and GW..?

Blitzer quickly gives the cut sign to his camera man.

Blitzer: We have been here today with American Spirit, John Kerry supporter and noted lesbian outer. We have contacted the Kerry organization to discuss Mr. Spirit but they have nervously declined to comment.