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To: Mr. Palau who wrote (55598)3/7/2007 2:55:44 PM
From: Ichy Smith  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90947
 
Scooter will die of old age before his appeals run out.
And think of all the stuff he can now bring out in the appeal. Particularly if the Prosecutor knew he had done nothing wrong. This could with a little work, and a whole heap of cash be turned into a positive thing, and If Scooter should be found not guilty, he will get bags full of compensation. Nice crisp folding compensation



To: Mr. Palau who wrote (55598)3/7/2007 3:05:36 PM
From: Sully-  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90947
 
Libby Guilty, Cheney Gets 30 Years, Bush Impeached

Satire from ScrappleFace
By Scott Ott on Law

(2007-03-06) — Former vice presidential aide I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, convicted today of four counts of lying to federal investigators about a law that he didn’t break, said he feels “very badly” that Vice President Dick Cheney now faces up to 30 years in federal prison, and President George Bush will be impeached.

“I know that this case wasn’t about me, or even about Valerie Plame,” said Mr. Libby, “so I don’t take it personally. But Dick Cheney and George Bush are fine men and I hate to see them suffer.”

Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald celebrated the jury’s verdict as a “vindication of the American legal system.”

“It’s a good lesson to our children that we are a nation of laws,” said Mr. Fitzgerald, “and when serious charges are made about laws that haven’t been broken by high-ranking officials, justice demands that someone be convicted of something, and that someone goes to jail.”

Mr. Fitzgerald, asked what he would do now that the trial is over, said, “I’m going to Disney World to give Snow White an opportunity to perjure herself.”

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