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To: 8bits who wrote (16775)4/10/2007 11:16:58 AM
From: elmatador  Respond to of 217885
 
Will you argue with them...?" Of I would! I first would take the leadership of the group.

Ask for a tete a tete with the Iranian officer.

"I would say I'm ready to cut a deal to have satisfactory way to end this."

Iranian says: "Let’s the interrogate this guy."

"Why bother, when I ready to say everything? I am here just to agree on the script."

"Let’s get the girl, and show this guy how we will treat them"

Elmat: "The girl is our key person to solve this issue. I have all 15 of us confessing. But if you go one by one, it will take ages, and they will not play the script"

"Time to get General Reza Ramezani. Tell him tomorrow morning this guys is ready to confess"

Elmat: "I need fresh orange juice, lamb kebab, and peeled apples for dessert. My mates need to be asked for their dinner too. Plus 5 packs of Winston cigarettes for the young lady"

Everybody feasts.

I will tell the general: "all of us confess, in order to save the lady from torture and deprivation, a young mother of a three-year old, her mother has cancer, and her father is suffering and can have heart attack. The whole family can be decimated if she is missing."

General replies: Smoking like she is, she will decimate very soon too!!!

After quick consultation:
"My mates are all persuaded to save the skin of the lady. All of us confess."

General says: "Bring camera crew and director for us to film the show."

I say: "For the show? I need carpets, music CD, pistachios as souvenir"

"Ok" general say General Ramezani.

"There's more: ask the British to fly us First class and we give you the uniforms as souvenirs."

General: "That's a good idea. Done!"

Elmat: "Make up for black eye, fake lash in my butt for a night in Dubai everything paid, How about that?"

General says: Now way you'll get a medal for bravery and we don’t want to spoil the show!"

Elmat: I throw in the boat. Boat stays on. Not much for the medal, only Mrs. wants to go shopping at the Mall of the Emirates."

General Ramezani: "Deal! It will look nice on the entrance of my base in Tehran East."
Besides we can say we didn’t beat him. He fell while using Moslem type toilet he was not used too.

Genral whispers in Elmat's Ears. You fuck up once you get back to the UK, tell anyting wrong: we will show the video of you with a young lady seating what the lap with one bottle of Vodka on your hand! Bring the actresses and the Absolut bottle. Lets film the first scene with Elmat here.

Keep quiet. They will relase all of the films they made.

Boy thos Iranians they think about everything!!!