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To: mph who wrote (57603)4/12/2007 6:12:13 PM
From: Sully-  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90947
 
Yikes!!

:-o



To: mph who wrote (57603)4/13/2007 4:10:32 PM
From: Lazarus_Long  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90947
 
6 answers.

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer:
A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge.
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A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"
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Lawyer Quotes
-A man is innocent until proven broke.
-Whoever tells the best story wins.
-A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth
-In almost every case, you have to read between the lies.